Broadcast messages can be quite a pain especially on public holidays, urgh! And new months. I mean I woke up one morning a few days ago to find 100 messages on my phone all of them bc's telling me today is 1st of Feb... I mean, that's why the calendar on ma phone is there, yours is obviously working so gimme a break! *sigh*
Other times broadcasts may be timely, informative and well, funny...
Here's some I think you'd enjoy, pls enjoy;
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E get dis particular restaurant wey i dey chop 4 Trans-Amadi. e get one oyibo wey dey always come chop there too... any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout "hey!", so i wonder wetin dey make am shout, i decide to chop wetin d oyibo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too... wen i reach d restaurant last week friday, i order wetin d man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am, but i surprise say i no shout, i collect xtra plate, bt i still no shout... na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, then d xtra plate na another 45,000 na then i come shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!... till i reach house i still dey shout...=D=))=D
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U dey 400L & Ur GP is below 1.5, yet u're telling a guy to buy u brazilian hair 250K for val. On top which head?:s Answer me which head? D Coconut Head?8-| =))
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42" LG smart 3D TV for N30,000. Let me know if u r interested.the owner is deperately in need of money. Here is a pic of the tv http://bit.ly/IFRXA8
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