Todays Jokes

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PRESENTER AKPORS: What's your contribution?
CALLER : There is this lady I wanted in my life
shortly
after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved abortive.
She
wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me
while
passing by for reasons best known to her, 5
months
later, I was able to get an apartment, get a new
car
courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major
oil
company. Now most of the missed calls I have are
hers,
barrage of sms and all that. I am confused on
what to
do. Please advise me.
PRESENTER AKPORS: Listen up, give her a call
letting her know you will be
at her house in 2hrs time. When it's time call her
up and delay for another 2hrs. Take a cool
Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching
perfume. When it's time drive to her house, walk
to her door and knock,
once she opens, with d sexiest smile you've got,
look stylishly into her
eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your
mouth close to her ear and
whisper ''THUNDER FIRE U" !!!

Ff@sirbentleykun

KMG

Developer

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